M&S: The ‘S’ stands for Sycophants

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I have no idea what Marks & Spencer were thinking when they put this notice in the fruit juice section. It seems somewhat unlikely that Kate and Wills would happen to pop down to the high street for an overpriced salad and a carton of smoothie, so the congratulations will probably never reach the intended recipients. Of course, M&S aren’t really congratulating the Cambridges so much as they are congratulating a) themselves, for showing just how abreast they are of current affairs, and b) you, the shopper, for your impeccable choice of food outlet. A much better notice would have been:

“Do you like the royal family? You do? That’s great! Now buy some f**king sushi.”

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