Ouch.

The BBC reports that a Kenyan boy has turned his junk into jewellery. That does sound pretty painful. I mean, I’ve heard of a Prince Albert but this seems to be taking things a step too far. Who knows, perhaps he will even turn his ring into a ring.

An open letter to the Canadian Food Inspection Agency

Dear CFIA

You are quite right to be concerned about the content of Irn Bru. As this advert on YouTube clearly shows, Irn Bru is “made in Scotland from girders”. People should not consume girders. Girders are bad for you.

yours

The United Kingdom